I've been digging around in some boxes in the garage and closet and apparently I used to make lots of really cool comic books. These comic books are so awesome I thought I'd share them with you. The first one is Star Wars: Part 4 - A New Empire.
|I always knew I'd see my name in lights one day.|
I believe I did this around the age of 8 or 9 or so. Maybe younger, maybe 10, who really knows, but I was young enough to not understand that Star Wars WAS Part 4 and I didn't know what the piss an "episode" was either apparently. I'm putting smaller pics here on the blog with a caption below each one. If you want to see a much bigger pic, click the captions.
The story starts with...umm...I think it's the ol' big space ship chasing the little space ship but who can really tell?
|Maybe it's a ship being chased by a big tie?|
Then we cut to fat C-3PO and R2-D2 standing around while waaaaaayyyy above them is a tiny little box with what appears to be a very tiny Princess Leia in it. But my favorite part is that just below the box you can see I was obviously drawing a bigger Leia and then erased it. Apparently I thought a normal sized Leia would be confusing. The whole tiny box thing makes soooo much more sense and gets across my artistic vision.
|If you look at the larger pic I dare you not to stare at C-3PO's giant cock bulge.|
On page 3 we have what appears to be Luke Skywalker talking to The Emperor. WTF? A swerve and we're only on page 3!! M. Night Shamanlanadingy has NOTHING on me. I wonder if this would've made more sense with dialogue?
|That's right, Star Wars Part 4 is a silent movie.|
Then...oh man...Luke vs Vader. I know what you're thinking. Vader should be dead right? Hell no, another TWIST! Also, didn't I own crayons? Why wouldn't I color the swords up? Apparently I loved black and white silent movies before I even saw one. I also hated filling the screen. Widescreen sucks.
|Is it just me or are they fighting with pirate swords?|
And then we got this epic space battle between a X-Wing and a big blocky explosion thingie! .
|This is ILM level stuff here.|
And then on page 6 we get...
Did that really deserve a whole page?
And that's the end of Star Wars Part 4 - A New Empire. I hope you enjoyed it. It was certainly better than the prequels. I have 4 more to put up. So get ready for some Godzilla, some King Kong, some Thundercats and my epic story, The Tank.